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Introduce yourselves.

I’m Sirius. The good looking one. PHWOARRRRR!
James: Wooo, I’m the cool one.
Sirius: No modesty there, James?
Remus: Shut up, Sirius. Like you can talk!
Sirius: And, you can tell that this guy is the cute one. Haha, right Remus?
Remus: No. I’m the moody-before-a-full-moon guy, so you just better shut your trap.
Peter: And I’m.. er… just Peter, I guess? The other’s are all hyped up today. You have been warned.

Cool! So, are you handsome?

Handsome? You betcha!! *grins*
James: Don’t worry he’s not normally THIS bad.. It’s just cos he got off with a girl about 5 minutes ago.

What's your sexuality? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

For me there is Lily. Ahhhh.. *trance*
Sirius: And all the other girls for me!!
Remus: Leaving none for us.. *rises eyebrow*
Sirius: Noooo! Silly! There’s all the guys! Haha!

... Yes. Okay. What do people think of you?

We are the cool group that everyone—
James: *jumps on top of him to complete sentence* ---fears and respects, mwhahaha! Nahh.. Everyone just looks up to us, cos we’re at the top of our game. The best at everything, straight A’s and the class clowns, all in one fantastic hit. The perfect group you could say.

What physical attribute of yours do you like the most?

The most? Hmmmm… well… um. AH! I CAN’T CHOOSE! All my features are just too great.
Remus: Oh please, we all know that you have a small fault.
Sirius: *looks outraged* WHAT are you trying to suggest?!?!
Remus: *smirks and looks away*
James: *nods in agreement* hahahahah!
Peter: I like my feet actually..
James: WTF. Your feet? WHY?! They’re smelly, podgy! And geez! They’re like an old man’s!

Is the glass half full or half empty?

Depends if it’s booze in there or not. Cos if so, by god it would have been empty ages ago! *smiles wildly*

Virgin? (these question’s are very randomly ordered...)

Move on to the next question! Now, dammit! Before they –
Sirius: What! Bahaha! What do you think!!! Of course we’re not!
Remus: Sirius shut up! I don’t want them to know about my personal –
Sirius: Ohh hush, hush, you horny wolfman.
*Remus lunges teeth first for Sirius’s throat*

*after much co-operation, punching, swearing and one dangerous kick to someone’s crotch, this interview was able to continue*

I've had enough now... Any last words?

We solemnly swear that this interview was no good!!!
I just love doing these interviews!! They're so fun to create :giggle:
- - Interview questions are from the internet somewhere.. .. (i forget where .. HUGE apologies... ^^; )
:XD: it's quite short but i think you can see that this is the Marauder's when their personalities are on high and emphasised to scary amounts... O,O :XD:
(C) The Marauders -- Harry Potter ! :P
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Chibi-Moony-Chan Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh for Godric's sake, Sirius, really? XD
steph4673 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ZingRules Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That was pretty funny! :)
Maraudergirl71 Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: Ah Remmie it's okay we still love you
Moony247 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol - i didnt expect the marauders to be virgins. maybe peter though. :D
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2010  Student Filmographer
haha im only joking around but still - it would be a funny twist XD ;)
Cricky-Vines Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my God u r fuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyy!
Moony1234 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2010
Hehe this is hilarious!
MissZuko Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
Man that last one XD
Remus:Sirius shut up! I don’t want them to know about my personal –

Sirius:Oh c'mon Moony we all know you're a "beast" in bed!!!

Blauiin Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2008
so loooove it!
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