Sirius: Im Sirius. The good looking one. PHWOARRRRR!
James: Wooo, Im the cool one.
Sirius: No modesty there, James?
Remus: Shut up, Sirius. Like you can talk!
Sirius: And, you can tell that this guy is the cute one. Haha, right Remus?
Remus: No. Im the moody-before-a-full-moon guy, so you just better shut your trap.
Peter: And Im.. er
just Peter, I guess? The others are all hyped up today. You have been warned.
Cool! So, are you handsome?
Sirius: Handsome? You betcha!! *grins*
James: Dont worry hes not normally THIS bad.. Its just cos he got off with a girl about 5 minutes ago.
What's your sexuality? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
James: For me there is Lily. Ahhhh.. *trance*
Sirius: And all the other girls for me!!
Remus: Leaving none for us.. *rises eyebrow*
Sirius: Noooo! Silly! Theres all the guys! Haha!
... Yes. Okay. What do people think of you?
Peter: We are the cool group that everyone
James: *jumps on top of him to complete sentence* ---fears and respects, mwhahaha! Nahh.. Everyone just looks up to us, cos were at the top of our game. The best at everything, straight As and the class clowns, all in one fantastic hit. The perfect group you could say.
What physical attribute of yours do you like the most?
Sirius: The most? Hmmmm
um. AH! I CANT CHOOSE! All my features are just too great.
Remus: Oh please, we all know that you have a small fault.
Sirius: *looks outraged* WHAT are you trying to suggest?!?!
Remus: *smirks and looks away*
James: *nods in agreement* hahahahah!
Peter: I like my feet actually..
James: WTF. Your feet? WHY?! Theyre smelly, podgy! And geez! Theyre like an old mans!
Is the glass half full or half empty?
James: Depends if its booze in there or not. Cos if so, by god it would have been empty ages ago! *smiles wildly*
Virgin? (these questions are very randomly ordered...)
Remus: Move on to the next question! Now, dammit! Before they
Sirius: What! Bahaha! What do you think!!! Of course were not!
Remus: Sirius shut up! I dont want them to know about my personal
Sirius: Ohh hush, hush, you horny wolfman.
*Remus lunges teeth first for Siriuss throat*
*after much co-operation, punching, swearing and one dangerous kick to someones crotch, this interview was able to continue*
I've had enough now... Any last words?
All: We solemnly swear that this interview was no good!!!