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-The Marauders enter on mass-

James: I had to cut my quidditch short for this so it better be bloody worth it, you dragon-snouted, gnome-cocked interviewer –er- .. person.
Sirius: AND they’re not even hot looking! Geez.
Remus: I do apologise for these two… -sighs-

Right.. And on that note, this is going to be a rated interview. So you cannot swear, talk about sex or use physical violence.

Remus: Sounds good. It’s about time we could have a decent and civil interview without all of James’ swearing and Sirius’ innuendos.
Sirius: In your endo. –smirks-
James: Woah, woah! So for this interview you’re saying we have to answer your questions politely?!

Yes. So let’s start with school … Do –

Roxi: -enters dramatically- Oh yes. You thought you’d have an interview without me? Mwhahahaaa!
James: Roxi no!! Leave while you still can!! They’re making us do a polite and normal interview!!!
Roxi: Holy %$^* ! Are you kidding?!
Sirius: -whines- Noo!!! It’s gunna be so haaaard!
Roxi: oo-er! –wiggles eyebrows- Ok, I’m up for this! Boys! We need to get through this, just follow Remus’ lead!
Sirius and James: ONWARD!!

Do you enjoy school?

Remus: Of course we do!
James: Yeah but the lessons are a bit of down side, baha!
Sirius: Thank Merlin it’s a mixed school though, otherwise when it came to me heading out into the real world of magical wonder my sexual knowledge on girls would have been zero!!
Roxi: Oh, I don’t understand what you’re implying there, Sirius. I mean, wouldn’t you have been surrounded only by girls? Cos ya see, I don’t think you, being the gender that you are, would have been allowed into an all boys school… would you? –laughs-
Sirius: -brandishes fist- Oi!!! shut up you –
James: -sings- Oh, Siriussss!! Remember the rules of this interview!
Sirius: -grumbles-
James: No need to get your knickers in such a twist. Roxi was merely telling the hard truth.-grins-

What is your favourite lesson?

Sirius: defence against the dark arts!! Cos the professor is so incredibly fox – er… fun.
James: Yeah, she’s hilarious. I mean, the way she teaches the class with her funny little outfit on. It makes us all stare and learn so well. –sniggers-

Outside of lessons what do you enjoy doing?

Remus: …Ordinary things… god.
James: …Quidditch.
Sirius: $*&!/?* !!! –grins-

What was the last book you borrowed from the school library?

Remus: An interesting book about the different species of dragon around the world.
Sirius: A comic book about this woman called ‘Wonder Witch’ and her magical ‘Wand of Truth’. I like the outfit she wears cos it’s like a swimming costume with a cape, pointy hat and boots. Mmmm.
Roxi: I’m going to ignore the fact that you’re fantasising over a story book character. –looks at you [the reader] too-
James: And once again, you’re completely ignoring the rated rule, Sirius! Tut tut tut!

Ever been to the library’s ‘forbidden’ section?

Remus: I was permitted there once but James and Sirius stole the book from me and used it to charm Dumbledore’s gargoyles to have turrets, so now I have to sneak in there to borrow the books...
James: I hardly go in there for the studying… I see the library more from the pranker’s point of view, to be honest.
Sirius: And for me there is the beyond section. –winks- The far left corner in the section where house-elf diaries are kept… Ooo yeh, what magic that corner can tell!
Roxi: Bahaha! Ohhh, the many uses of the library, eh?

How many quills do you own?

Roxi: What kind of shi- boring question is that?!
Remus: I have just the one thanks.
James: Sirius’ quill has a kink in it. –laughs-
Sirius: It does not! It’s long and well cared for with the perfect shape for gripping and an excellent tip for –
Roxi: - WRITING WITH?!?!?
Sirius: …What? Oh! Haha.. yes… ‘course.

Thankyou for trying to restrain yourselves. This rated interview is now over.

Roxi: Your mother is a fu************florum ipsum*********** adminin venium ******TRAGULLAAA**********hippopotamus*******….
James: Well thank Merlin for that!
Sirius: All this restraint is making me in the mood for-
Remus: Roxi!!! Enough with the elder swearing!!!
Roxi: with a bucket of**********magical************* ALAKAZAM!!!!!
James, Sirius and Remus: … -stare- …
Roxi: -takes breathe- Heehee!! Did you get that all that?
heehee =p I found this in a scrap book from months back and I just wanted to type it up and post it up to join the other marauder interviews I haves in ma gallery :XD:

I tried to edit Roxi out of it because she isn't associated with the Marauder's so much anymore, but it didn't work without her imput so she stayed :innocent:

n#40 - Rated - FA100

The Marauders - Harry Potter

Roxi- ish mine!! 83
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Cricky-Vines Featured By Owner May 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
looks at the reader...oh ur good[link]
definedletters Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
the wizard's swear nice.
lexijonas Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009
THE ELDER SWEAR! that made me laugh so hard xD
tsayumi Featured By Owner May 29, 2009
Awesome! X3 remus has to cope with soooo much.
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009  Student Filmographer
haha he does poor guy XDDD
tsayumi Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
i love your art form, i'm severly challanged when it comes to drawing! ;A; i cant even draw my own characters for a fan fic i'm writing
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009  Student Filmographer
ahh all it takes is practice!!! :D
tsayumi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2009're right of course, but im lame! You mentioned comics, totaly upload them!! You're art rocks!! DOOO EEET!
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2009  Student Filmographer
i will i will!! its summer holiday now so i'll get bored and upload tons XDDDDD bare with me my love!! ;p
tsayumi Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2009
sorry for the over zealousness, your work is crazy good!
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2009  Student Filmographer
over zealousness is fab<3333
Stargirll Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
Sirius: In your endo. –smirks-
Lol so awesome! *High Five*
Moony12 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
Harry Potter Puppet Pals Rules!!
heisleyj Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
This was real good and very funny
DefinitionDiana Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
I love the Elder Swear :D

Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Student Filmographer
hhahaha oh god yus it cracks me up loads. the bit when he pipes in sayign SOUP always makes me snort hahaha XD ;)
solemnlyswear22 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009  Student Photographer
the end part with roxi is the best! THE ELDER SWEAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Student Filmographer
heheh thanksyouuu!!! :P yus the elder swearr it had to be slid into a restrained interview somewhere! :P
SarahW-91 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009  Hobbyist
Loll, HIPPOPOTOMUS that was a good ppp!
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Student Filmographer
woooo XDDDDD
Nikya2t Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009  Student Photographer
hahaha xD Good intervieuw XD !
Jack-La Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
Oh the Elder Swear....good times :XD:
Love it :heart:
carriebreathesbooks Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
heh heh 'quills'

bahahahaha!! the elder swear!! luuuv it!! ***soup!*** :D
thisisbaileysart Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
SiriuslySexy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
ELDER SWEAR!!! *bows* Teehee, Sirius and his kinked up quill
Goat-foot-baa Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
elder swears! Yay! hehe,
fifthmarauder-jackie Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009   Writer
ahahahahaaa, i DIED at the quill section.
altho why is teh bottom of the interview all in bold?
Alatariel-Amandil Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Student Filmographer
i've fixed tht lol sorry that was just a typo. - all been fixed now!! :P

yush i like the quills section too X3
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