-The Marauders enter on mass-
James: I had to cut my quidditch short for this so it better be bloody worth it, you dragon-snouted, gnome-cocked interviewer er- .. person.
Sirius: AND theyre not even hot looking! Geez.
Remus: I do apologise for these two
Right.. And on that note, this is going to be a rated interview. So you cannot swear, talk about sex or use physical violence.
Remus: Sounds good. Its about time we could have a decent and civil interview without all of James swearing and Sirius innuendos.
Sirius: In your endo. smirks-
James: Woah, woah! So for this interview youre saying we have to answer your questions politely?!
Yes. So lets start with school
Roxi: -enters dramatically- Oh yes. You thought youd have an interview without me? Mwhahahaaa!
James: Roxi no!! Leave while you still can!! Theyre making us do a polite and normal interview!!!
Roxi: Holy %$^* ! Are you kidding?!
Sirius: -whines- Noo!!! Its gunna be so haaaard!
Roxi: oo-er! wiggles eyebrows- Ok, Im up for this! Boys! We need to get through this, just follow Remus lead!
Sirius and James: ONWARD!!
Do you enjoy school?
Remus: Of course we do!
James: Yeah but the lessons are a bit of down side, baha!
Sirius: Thank Merlin its a mixed school though, otherwise when it came to me heading out into the real world of magical wonder my sexual knowledge on girls would have been zero!!
Roxi: Oh, I dont understand what youre implying there, Sirius. I mean, wouldnt you have been surrounded only by girls? Cos ya see, I dont think you, being the gender that you are, would have been allowed into an all boys school
would you? laughs-
Sirius: -brandishes fist- Oi!!! shut up you
James: -sings- Oh, Siriussss!! Remember the rules of this interview!
James: No need to get your knickers in such a twist. Roxi was merely telling the hard truth.-grins-
What is your favourite lesson?
Sirius: defence against the dark arts!! Cos the professor is so incredibly fox er
James: Yeah, shes hilarious. I mean, the way she teaches the class with her funny little outfit on. It makes us all stare and learn so well. sniggers-
Outside of lessons what do you enjoy doing?
Sirius: $*&!/?* !!! grins-
What was the last book you borrowed from the school library?
Remus: An interesting book about the different species of dragon around the world.
Sirius: A comic book about this woman called Wonder Witch and her magical Wand of Truth. I like the outfit she wears cos its like a swimming costume with a cape, pointy hat and boots. Mmmm.
Roxi: Im going to ignore the fact that youre fantasising over a story book character. looks at you [the reader] too-
James: And once again, youre completely ignoring the rated rule, Sirius! Tut tut tut!
Ever been to the librarys forbidden section?
Remus: I was permitted there once but James and Sirius stole the book from me and used it to charm Dumbledores gargoyles to have turrets, so now I have to sneak in there to borrow the books...
James: I hardly go in there for the studying
I see the library more from the prankers point of view, to be honest.
Sirius: And for me there is the beyond section. winks- The far left corner in the section where house-elf diaries are kept
Ooo yeh, what magic that corner can tell!
Roxi: Bahaha! Ohhh, the many uses of the library, eh?
How many quills do you own?
Roxi: What kind of shi- boring question is that?!
Remus: I have just the one thanks.
James: Sirius quill has a kink in it. laughs-
Sirius: It does not! Its long and well cared for with the perfect shape for gripping and an excellent tip for
Roxi: - WRITING WITH?!?!?
What? Oh! Haha.. yes
Thankyou for trying to restrain yourselves. This rated interview is now over.
Roxi: Your mother is a fu************florum ipsum*********** adminin venium ******TRAGULLAAA**********hippopotamus*******
James: Well thank Merlin for that!
Sirius: All this restraint is making me in the mood for-
Remus: Roxi!!! Enough with the elder swearing!!!
Roxi: with a bucket of**********magical************* ALAKAZAM!!!!!
James, Sirius and Remus:
Roxi: -takes breathe- Heehee!! Did you get that all that?